[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 344 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:16Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:08Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:05Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:04Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:03Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:02Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:57Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:52Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:51Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:49Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:48Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:43Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:41Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:39Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:36Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:33Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:29Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:24Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:19Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:14Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:13Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:10Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:48Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:40Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:33Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:32Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:27Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:48Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:19Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:59Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:55Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #569

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post