[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/27/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Nature I: The Beginning; Birth
The seal pup emerges from his mothers engorged uterus to see the world for the first time. Miraculous!

Nature II: The End; Death
The shark attacks and swallows some young pup whole while its mother watches on. Awsome!

Nature III: Middle Age
The Human male, suffering from erectile dysfunction, hair loss and poor relations with the alpha female- compensates with an extravagant symbol of lost youth. Desperate!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 177 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:56Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:38Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:32Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:18Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:07Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:04Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:36Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:32Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:30Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:51Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:49Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:44Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:43Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:41Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:29Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:23Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:08Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:07Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:51Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:48Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:34Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:28Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:21Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:17Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:08Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:07Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:05Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:55Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:52Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:47Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:39Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:32Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:30Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:16Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:14Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:08Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:03Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:49Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:46Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:45Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:16Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:10Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:35Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:07Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:52Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:42Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:14Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:46Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:42Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:34Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:32Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:29Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:20Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:01Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:53Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:52Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:38Caption #745

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Luminaire> 
<Kumiho> hmmm... i donno, why is it still the same twice?
<Fuck you luminaire and kumiho!>  You two fucking niggers can suck a donkey's dick! I bet you'd love it! I am a Ku Klux Klan member in Alabama. Damned all niggers to hell!
K.K.K.
<Hey a> 
<Damned u 2 hell racist!!! ASS> your a fuckin ass hole kkk guy. where all real people dick. get a life. honestly the white man destroyed earth once we laid eyes on it! so ur just as responsible. GET OVER IT BITCH
<*charlie*> hi i am from england(im white btw and only 13),i was on google and came on this by accident,i think u alabama ass hole are pathetic,why the hell are u so racist?adults are meant to be role models so get a grip coz its just sad to see adults /anybody act like 4 year olds.p.s.ur the one who should suck a donkeys dick ass wipe!
<BOB> io no i cares about ur poor lil gat kkk black ppl ar sik
<BOB> go charlie no 1 gives a shit about ur kankulx bull shit ass wipe

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post