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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Do you want legalized prostitution? Then vote for me! Unlike Ralph Nader, I'm a real contender!"

"Do you want to get rid of the horror of a two-party system which does nothing but nominate idiotic stick-figures for candidates every four years? Then I'm your guy! I'll send those other candidates to sleep with the fishes!"

"I'm Marlon Brando and I approved this message!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's babe with bush is:


The white-headed... uh... "things" are: CodenameAxolotl, Fu Manchu and superwoman biatch.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Fu Manchu> I think bits of that fat bastard should be carved off and fed to this poor little guy: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> I hope I'm not the only one who finds this story amusing:
<Kumiho> Frankly I'd like to know how you don't notice it!
(And I found it funny too.)
<Agent Kumi> I hope this makes t...story.news.yahoo.com... line up.
<Mort > Winner picked tomorrow, ain't got time today sorry.

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