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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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I always wanted to hook up with the babes in high school...

But apparently none of them were as interested in dressing up like Japanese video game characters as I was.

So I decided to skip the whole "dating" thing and just grow a pair of man-boobs myself. Now, I can get to "second base" every time I take a shower!
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<superwoman biatch> So that's why you take so long in the morning...!!!
<ajiav> 
<Axolotl> guyP is the fly in the MEP icecube!
<Fu Manchu> You're living the American dream!
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