Hehe, well it's kind of funny story why I am blind. You see...
god appeared on earth last week and confirmed a few things.
One, he confirmed that mastrubation will make you go blind. So I am blind, which is understandable since you guys know my wife.
But the big shocker was the new 11th commandment.
"Thou shalt have more sex if thou drivest a BMW."
Man with all my prayer and holiness you'd of thought god would have clued me in to that one...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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