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Most Emailed Photos - 02/29/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Thanks to modern engineering principles, a graceful suspension bridge can withstand even the most violent of ocean storms.

As illustrated by this pooch rolling a snowman, it's all a matter of the force applied tangentially along the surface of the curve.

Thusly, this over-the-shoulder boulder holder, made of most delicate satin, can elevate masses 20 times its weight to balcony heights, and put smirks on the faces of all concerned!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> OtSBH = <3

Did you mean that lacy unmentionables at high-altitude are prone to spontaneous disintegration and inopportune loss of valuable cleavage?

I don't recall studying this subject in either Statics or Dynamics. This field certainly warrants further investigation - perhaps I shall return to college to collect data to support a thesis...

<Carol> I knew that dog was making a snowman!

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