[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/06/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sometimes on vacation I like to take it easy and just sleep.

Other times I would like nothing better than to frolic at the pool.

But that would require a bikini wax.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 173 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:36Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:32Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:26Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:18Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:09Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:04Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:00Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:51Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:44Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:39Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:34Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:30Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:29Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:25Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:20Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:16Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:12Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:58Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:57Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:54Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:53Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:49Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:47Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:44Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:43Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:39Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:38Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:34Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:30Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:25Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:23Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:16Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:06Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:03Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:55Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:47Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:46Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:37Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:27Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:24Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:23Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:22Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:13Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:09Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:01Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:59Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:57Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:56Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:53Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:48Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:43Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:38Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:23Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:18Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:14Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:05Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:59Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:55Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:47Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:18Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:15Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:13Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:00Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:56Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:54Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:51Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:11Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:03Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:59Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:40Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:37Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:32Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:28Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:27Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:23Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:20Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:14Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:06Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:04Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:03Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:58Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:53Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:43Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:37Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:33Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:26Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:25Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:20Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:16Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:08Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:03Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:35Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:27Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:23Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:16Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:10Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:00Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:55Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:51Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:47Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:42Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:40Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:37Caption #540

Board [Post Message]

This is my first try at adding dialog to the photos, I think it turned out semi amusing. Of course it is rather hard for me to judge since I get an idea and work around it using different words and phrasing until it sounds good to me. By that time the joke has totally worn off and I can't even remember if it was funny in the first place.

I showed it to Sue and Don to get their feedback about layout and finally decided not to do the whole thing as an image, but to do it in html and give it the look of how it actually is on my.yahoo.com. Sue said it was "funny", but I know she was just being nice to someone obviously whacky.


There are 27 messages for this day.
<timeTravelingguyPaulo> My time machine has worked!
<apple juice is a verb> (now I can steal his machine!)
<Jo-Jo> Funny how looking up bear attacks on the net, will get you some bare attacks.
<Jo-Jo> Time machine? Hey din't I just see you at.......
<Chava> Great....yet ANOTHER place to distract me from work, lol!
<ray j> stop beauty pagents for children know orelse
<greta > where is the copito de nieve foto?
<Danielle> How did you get 3 most emailed pics on your webpage
<ap> 
<ali> i whant to do sex with a girl
<Alex kennedy> I want to have sex with men and girls ok
<KKK> ES & D. Death to The Greens. Q: What's black and sacratches glass? A": A N***** in a microwave.
<Vincent van Gogh> Whoops!
<loz > i dnt no wat dis is but i read some of da comment and da fuckin racist.nxt time if u wana b racist 2 sm1 say it 2 da faces. stupid prick .
<brownidmom> Recently was sent an e mail with the tiger and little pig but somehow lost it. Wanted to use it as desktop photo but the one I found on here is too small and becomes fuzzy when I stretch it to the desk top. Do you have a clearer one I can use? Brownidmom@aol.com , thanks
<scotty> do you want to massage to me on a compter to gather keep contact to each other and i love you girl all my hart
<sadik> I love you
<mr wwxx> haaiii,what a nice bed!good night to all.
<Coool!> Coool!
<Coool!> Coool!
<apple juice is a verb> there are some very strange comments any more...
<shoemarket>  Welcome to our website: www .nikeshoemarket.com, we can provide all kind of name brand sport shoes, clothes & bags. Such as: nike air-max, shox, AF1, Jordan I-XXII, adidas, timberland, puma, gucci, bape star, bbc, lacoste and so on, we will offer you the best products and service as soon as we receiving your orde,best wish to you, our e-mail:nikeshoemarket@yahoo.com; msn: nikeshoemarket@hotmail.com
<shoemarket>  Welcome to our website: www .nikeshoemarket.com, we can provide all kind of name brand sport shoes, clothes & bags. Such as: nike air-max, shox, AF1, Jordan I-XXII, adidas, timberland, puma, gucci, bape star, bbc, lacoste and so on, we will offer you the best products and service as soon as we receiving your orde,best wish to you, our e-mail:nikeshoemarket@yahoo.com; msn: nikeshoemarket@hotmail.com
<shoemarket>  Welcome to our website: www .nikeshoemarket.com, we can provide all kind of name brand sport shoes, clothes & bags. Such as: nike air-max, shox, AF1, Jordan I-XXII, adidas, timberland, puma, gucci, bape star, bbc, lacoste and so on, we will offer you the best products and service as soon as we receiving your orde,best wish to you, our e-mail:nikeshoemarket@yahoo.com; msn: nikeshoemarket@hotmail.com
<tank> Welcome to our site: www.ecbrandtrade.com . We are a professional company which sells the brand products.we manage in that:
#Shoes
*Nike(jordan af1 dunk icecream shox max rift kobe james) Adidas(adidas35 adidas nba T-mac Y3)Puma Bapesta Timberland Converse Prada Gucci LV Dior Chanel Lacoste Dsquared D&G Football Kids*
#Bags
*Fad LV Gucci Prada Chanel Dior Fendi Bull Camel D&G Coach*
#Purse
*LV Gucci Bull Chanel chole D&G*
#T-shirt
*NFL sport shirst Polo LRG Lacoste GGG D&G G-STAV Bape Evisu F1 NBA Nike adidas Footall shirst*
#Hats
*Adidas Nike Puma lacoste Racing QS Strawhat Chanel Levis Era Bapesta ED*
#Jeans
*BBC D&G ED EVS GGG RMC LRG Rock*
#Coat
*Hoodies(Bape GGG LRG EDH) F1 coat kind coat*
#Sunglass
*D&G Chanel Dior Fendi Versace Gucci Prada*
MSN: ecbrandtrade@hotmail.com
EMAI: ecbrandtrade@gmail.com
<www.buyrunescape2gold.com> ...www.buyrunescape2gold.co...
This is buyrunescape2gold.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...
...www.buyrunescape2gold.com...

<runescape items> ...www.runescape2items.co...
This is runescape2items.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

Runescape Money
Runescape All Servers Money on sale 24/7! The delivery time is 10 mins!
Enjoy your time in the game. If you have any question or problem, please don’t hesitate to contact with our 24/7 online customer service:
Our online support: ...messenger.providesupport.com...
our MSN/Email: serviceforgold@gmail.com
Sincerely yours, runescape2items.com Team

...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape items
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape accounts
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape equipment
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape logs
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape othergoods
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape powerleveling
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape runes
...www.runescape2items.com... runescape party hat
...www.runescape2items.com... free runescape gold
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape cheats
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape guide
...www.runescape2items.com... Runescape 2
...www.runescape2items.com... Buy yew logs
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Gold
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Coin
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Money
...www.rs2-store.com... Buy Runescape Items
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Power Leveling
...www.rs2-store.com... Runescape Yew Logs


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post