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Most Emailed Photos - 06/07/2003 by Mort
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Fur is so soft, snuggly and warm.

Supermodels once strode the runway clad only in fur and underwear.

But that was before the tragic loss of so many models to vengeful bear attacks.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I think this could be the last day for Miss Universe and the polar bear. I am sorry to see the beauty queen go, it's a pretty good picture to look at if you know what I mean.

I had one other idea for this one:

  • These days I am having a very hard time getting out of bed in the morning to do my chores.
  • I heard that top models don't leave bed for less than $10,000.
  • They obviously don't have to deal with my angry mother.

    Changed surprise bear attacks to vengeful bear attacks to help reduce the leap from frame 2 to 3.

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