[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 225 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:16Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:10Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:09Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:04Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:58Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:48Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:46Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:40Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:20Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:18Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:15Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:05Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:02Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:56Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:51Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:45Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:44Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:35Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:31Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:25Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:24Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:23Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:15Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:13Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:12Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:03Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:02Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:01Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:59Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:57Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:51Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:50Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:44Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:40Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:38Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:36Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:33Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:30Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:29Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:28Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:17Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:10Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:05Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:03Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:02Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:01Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:00Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:59Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:56Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:45Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:41Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:37Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:35Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:32Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:15Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:14Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:13Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:09Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:04Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:03Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:59Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:54Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:52Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:51Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:49Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:42Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:37Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:35Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:31Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:30Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:22Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:20Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:19Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:07Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:06Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:00Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:59Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:57Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:46Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:44Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:29Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:23Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:21Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:16Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:10Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:06Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:05Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:03Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:01Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:00Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:59Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:51Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:50Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:49Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:48Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:44Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:38Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:35Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:34Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:32Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:26Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:20Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:16Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:12Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:11Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:05Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:04Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:54Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:49Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:47Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:42Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:36Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:31Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:26Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:19Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:07Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:01Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:50Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:38Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:35Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:32Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:30Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:28Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:24Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:20Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:18Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:13Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:10Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:07Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:06Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:02Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:59Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:52Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:51Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:48Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:47Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:44Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:38Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:37Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:34Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:33Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:25Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:17Caption #563

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post