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Most Emailed Photos - 03/14/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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Face it, men love sex. Sex with anything, anywhere, anytime.

And when we look at women, we think about sex even more. We stare, we ogle, we scrutinize, we want some hot monkey loving.

Of course, all that staring and ogling has an impact on our face as we age. But we still want sex damnit!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> I wish I'd said that.
<Kumiho> So very true.

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