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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by Cookieus Hackus
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I am Purrgatror, new ruler of this world. I apologize for taking cat-form, but this allowed me to easily capture the island you call "Japan".

My home world is the planet Sedna, seen here. It is an artificial world, powered by a jalapeno-flavored honey reactor.

I am here to dump your so-called President Bush into a suitable trash can, for the good of your planet.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I'm all for dumping Bush, but this just isn't that funny.

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