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I'm not very religious. That whole "lamb of god" thing is just weird to me.

However, Christians do get to run around naked now.

But sin is still cooler. Just look at the car the devil gets to drive!


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<apple juice is a verb> I want a car like the devil's, but I also want to be naked...religion doesn't seem to make life's choices any easier...
<Lauren> Good caption, guy... but apple's comment is even better!

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