[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,

and they're like,

its better than yours,



damn right its better than yours,



I can teach you,

but i have to charge.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:54Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:51Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:46Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:45Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:41Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:36Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:35Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:32Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:27Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:12Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:10Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:56Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:55Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:54Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:42Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:37Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:34Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:31Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:30Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:28Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:25Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:24Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:23Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:22Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:21Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:17Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:16Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:09Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:07Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:04Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:03Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:58Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:55Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:53Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:50Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:49Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:36Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:34Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:31Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:30Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:29Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:25Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:23Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:20Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:19Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:14Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:07Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:01Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:10:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:59Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:52Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:47Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:43Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:42Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:41Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:39Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:35Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:32Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:31Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:26Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:23Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:12Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:10Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:07Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:05Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:02Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker16:09:00Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:54Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:53Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:50Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:49Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:46Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:39Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:34Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:33Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:31Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:30Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:29Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:28Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:24Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:21Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:16Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:14Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:13Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:07Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:03Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:08:01Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:55Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:49Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:44Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:43Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:40Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:35Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:34Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:27Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:26Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:21Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:19Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:15Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:14Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:08Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:05Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:04Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:07:00Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:57Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:55Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:51Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:48Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:46Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:44Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:41Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:39Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:38Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:37Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:36Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:34Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:32Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:18Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:14Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:07Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:01Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:06:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:59Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:57Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:56Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:55Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:54Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:51Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:50Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:40Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:38Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:37Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:36Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:33Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:32Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:30Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:27Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:26Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:21Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:17Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:11Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:10Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:09Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:08Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:07Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:06Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:03Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:02Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:05:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:59Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:58Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:56Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:55Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:54Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:48Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:47Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:45Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:38Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:24Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:23Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:21Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:19Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:18Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:17Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:16Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:13Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:10Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:07Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:06Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:02Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:04:00Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:59Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:58Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:56Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:55Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:53Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:51Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:50Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:49Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:47Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:45Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:43Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:42Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:40Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:39Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:37Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:36Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:35Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:28Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:24Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:23Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:21Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:12Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:06Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:04Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:03Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:02Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:03:00Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:57Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:02:55Caption #613

Board [Post Message]

To the above.

I am perturbed and perpetually perplexed about my missing friend Pat. He is somewhere in the deepest, loneliest Mongolia, lost to the world. Everyday I send him email, never expecting a reply, never expecting a single one to find him. I will never stop trying.

I don't think the Yak know just how to hold email, they slip through the holes in the rough hemp carrying bags. Dropping off into the vast tundra of unread emails, blowing in the dust of a land where once deep passionate electronic letters were king.

If only I could get a response, some clue that Pat is still out there; alone, desolate but safe. Maybe he is dreaming of Costa Rica, where he and I were meant to meet.


There are 43 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Sorry about your friend, Mort. I hope he shows up soon.
<3Suns> Wow. Hope you hear from him soon. Have you talked to his family?

Cool new feature, by the way. I like it!

<ElvisThePelvis> Damn, now you can track my incessant surfing of mostemailed.
<Julie> Mort I am not a "Mr." You need to code in a feature that can detect the visitor's gender. Duh. (get working on it)
<mypalmike> Great caption Mort. But the "current users" thing is creepy.
<Ralph Kramden> What happens if you post as someone else, then?
<Mort> Well if you add a caption as someone else it will change.
I was just looking through my refer logs and thanks to guyPaulo I have been getting hits from people searching for "nakedgrannies". Check it out on google, I'm #2 for that search.
<Charlie> Cool, so now I've become Charlie, but I have to actually post captions as yoyology again to change back. Pretty cool. Is it cookie-based, or does it go by IP?
<Mort> Cookie-based.
<Ginger> Mort, I will remember your friend in my prayers. Hang in there.
<David Byrden> Cool. Now it's like a chat room, except much less efficient.
Let's get chatting... LOL BRB :) Are you a teenager? Describe your panties.
<yoyology> Anybody seen the Google Monkies today?
<3Suns> I see no panties here.
<yoyology> No panties? *drool* *pant* *drool*
<ElvisThePelvis> 
<mypalmike> Hmm. Just mentioning nakedgrannies here should boost the pagerank. Aim for the top, nakedgrannies!
<Lauren> David, yesterday, right near where I live, the FBI arrested a 46-year-old man who was waiting to rendevous with the 12-year-old girl he met online. Although he claimed he was just meeting her for lunch, they found in his possession a 25 caliber revolver, condoms and viagra... The man's wife and two children could not be reached for comment.
<apple juice is a verb> I am sorry about your friend, Mort, but it is good to see that this sorrow doesn't prevent you from making good use of alliteration: "I am perturbed and perpetually perplexed about my missing friend Pat."
<mypalmike> Thank goodness my wife and two children are keeping their mouths shut.
<3Suns> I don't see your point Lauren... perhaps he was intending on paying for lunch by pawning the gun and hawking viagra to some raver kids. Completely innocent, just like Michael Jackson.
<3Suns> And a 25-caliber revolver? Are you sure? I didn't know 25-caliber bullets existed, much less that people would make revolvers for such a small bullet...
<yoyology> If he ever shoots me with that, and I find out about it....
<yoyology> I had no idea we had so many lurkers!
<yoyology> I suggest that the Caption Monkies be listed first, then the lurkers. Even better, we could just have a number "and 35 no-name lurkers" at the end.
Again, assuming I have any say....
<Mort> Seems like I have to deal with browsers that do not take cookies. Also some regulars seem to clear their cookies everyday, so they look like lurkers until they post.
<yoyology> You and me against the world, Mort!
<Mort> It is strange how things wind down after guest day.
<mypalmike> Is each lurker ID'ed by their ip, or is a lurker listed for each lurking event?
<Mort> It's by cookie, so each one should be individual people.
<Carol> I feel like such a deviant: "Mr. Noname, Lurker," lurking all alone. Well, not that I'm *not* a deviant, but it's not usually pointed out so plainly.
<yoyology> Another unsolicited, yet pithy suggestion: Could we have an option to create a header line that would fit between the photos and the caption boxes? I see a lot of folks trying to create headers (e.g. ...mostemailed.com... and ...mostemailed.com... and it might be cool to have it more formalized.
<yoyology> Heck, ...mostemailed.com... would have worked with the header line alone!
<Mort> Whats wrong with the current way of doing headers? Writing the text and hitting return twice.

Seems straight foward to me.

Carol post a caption tomorrow and you will cease to lurk.

<mrs. mort> plus, dont you allow the bold tag??
<yoyology> It's the centering that I want. I'm just picky that way.
<Mort> Ah! I understand now, looking at your example. I'll think about it, but your fortune looks doubtful.
<yoyology> Thank you, Magic Mort-ball! :-)
<guyPaulo> testing, testing....
<guyPaulo> Hhmm, I don't see my name. What teh crap?
<Mort> guyPaulo - did you actually read the messages on the board? You have to post a caption to get your name saved.
<guyPaulo> You know Mort, that kind of attitude is just what I'd expect from a "REGULAR" like yourself!
<mypalmike> He's ganging up on you. Hahah.

By the way, I think Carol is a professional groupie/lurker/non-poster.

<Carol> Surely I'm not the only spectator around here? I'm just the worst one at being quiet! Mort is going to force me to post some lame thing, though, with this business with the cookies.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post