Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/21/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,

and they're like,

its better than yours,

damn right its better than yours,

I can teach you,

but i have to charge.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 469 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:40 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:39 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:38 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:37 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:36 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:35 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:34 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:32 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:31 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:30 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:29 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:27 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:25 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:22 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:20 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:19 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:18 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:17 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:15 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:13 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:11 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:09 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:08 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:07 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:05 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:04 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:03 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:02 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:56:01 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:59 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:58 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:57 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:55 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:53 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:52 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:51 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:49 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:48 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:47 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:46 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:45 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:43 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:42 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:41 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:39 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:38 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:37 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:35 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:34 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:33 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:32 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:31 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:30 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:29 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:27 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:25 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:24 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:23 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:21 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:20 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:19 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:18 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:17 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:15 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:14 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:13 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:12 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:11 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:10 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:09 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:08 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:07 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:06 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:05 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:03 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:02 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:01 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:55:00 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:59 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:58 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:57 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:56 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:54 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:52 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:50 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:49 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:48 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:46 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:45 Caption #-87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:44 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:43 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:42 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:41 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:40 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:39 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:38 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:37 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:36 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:35 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:34 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:33 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:31 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:30 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:29 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:28 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:27 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:26 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:25 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:23 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:22 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:21 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:20 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:18 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:17 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:16 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:15 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:14 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:13 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:12 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:11 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:10 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:09 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:08 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:07 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:06 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:04 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:03 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:02 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:54:00 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:59 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:58 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:57 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:55 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:54 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:53 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:51 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:50 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:49 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:47 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:46 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:45 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:43 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:42 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:41 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:39 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:38 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:37 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:35 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:34 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:33 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:32 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:31 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:30 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:28 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:27 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:26 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:25 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:24 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:22 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:21 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:20 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:19 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:18 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:17 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:15 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:14 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:13 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:12 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:11 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:10 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:09 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:08 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:07 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:06 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:05 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:04 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:02 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:01 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:59 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:58 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:56 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:54 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:53 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:52 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:51 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:50 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:49 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:48 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:46 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:45 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:44 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:43 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:42 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:40 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:38 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:37 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:36 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:34 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:33 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:32 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:30 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:28 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:27 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:26 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:25 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:23 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:22 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:21 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:20 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:19 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:17 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:15 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:14 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:13 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:11 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:09 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:07 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:06 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:05 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:03 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:02 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:01 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:00 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:59 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:58 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:57 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:56 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:55 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:54 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:52 Caption #-68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:50 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:47 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:46 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:46 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:44 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:43 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:42 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:41 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:40 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:39 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:38 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:37 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:36 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:34 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:33 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:32 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:31 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:30 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:29 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:28 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:27 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:26 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:25 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:24 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:23 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:22 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:21 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:20 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:19 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:18 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:17 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:16 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:15 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:14 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:13 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:12 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:11 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:10 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:08 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:06 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:04 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:02 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:01 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:00 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:59 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:58 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:57 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:56 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:55 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:54 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:53 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:52 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:51 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:50 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:49 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:48 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:47 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:46 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:45 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:44 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:43 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:42 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:41 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:40 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:39 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:38 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:36 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:34 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:33 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:32 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:30 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:29 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:28 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:27 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:26 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:25 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:24 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:23 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:22 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:21 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:20 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:19 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:18 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:17 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:16 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:15 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:14 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:13 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:12 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:11 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:10 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:09 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:08 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:07 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:06 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:05 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:04 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:03 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:02 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:00 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:59 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:58 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:57 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:56 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:55 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:54 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:53 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:52 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:51 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:50 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:49 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:48 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:47 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:46 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:45 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:44 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:43 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:42 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:41 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:41 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:39 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:38 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:37 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:35 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:33 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:31 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:29 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:28 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:27 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:26 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:25 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:24 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:23 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:22 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:21 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:20 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:19 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:18 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:17 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:16 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:14 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:10 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:08 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:07 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:06 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:03 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:02 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:00 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:58 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:54 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:50 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:48 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:41 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:39 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:38 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:35 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:32 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:31 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:30 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:29 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:28 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:27 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:26 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:25 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:24 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:23 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:22 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:21 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:20 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:19 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:18 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:17 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:16 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:15 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:14 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:13 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:12 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:11 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:06 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:03 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:02 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:01 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:00 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:59 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:58 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:57 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:56 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:55 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:54 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:51 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:50 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:47 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:46 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:42 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:41 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:38 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:37 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:35 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:34 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:31 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:30 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:29 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:28 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:27 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:26 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:25 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:24 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:23 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:22 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:21 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:20 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:19 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:18 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:15 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:14 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:11 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:10 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:06 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:03 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:02 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:01 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:59 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:58 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:54 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:52 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:50 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:47 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:46 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:43 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:42 Caption #661

Board

[Post Message]

To the above.

I am perturbed and perpetually perplexed about my missing friend Pat. He is somewhere in the deepest, loneliest Mongolia, lost to the world. Everyday I send him email, never expecting a reply, never expecting a single one to find him. I will never stop trying.

I don't think the Yak know just how to hold email, they slip through the holes in the rough hemp carrying bags. Dropping off into the vast tundra of unread emails, blowing in the dust of a land where once deep passionate electronic letters were king.

If only I could get a response, some clue that Pat is still out there; alone, desolate but safe. Maybe he is dreaming of Costa Rica, where he and I were meant to meet.

There are 43 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Sorry about your friend, Mort. I hope he shows up soon.

<3Suns> Wow. Hope you hear from him soon. Have you talked to his family?

Cool new feature, by the way. I like it!

<ElvisThePelvis> Damn, now you can track my incessant surfing of mostemailed.

<Julie> Mort I am not a "Mr." You need to code in a feature that can detect the visitor's gender. Duh. (get working on it)

<mypalmike> Great caption Mort. But the "current users" thing is creepy.

<Ralph Kramden> What happens if you post as someone else, then?

<Mort> Well if you add a caption as someone else it will change.
I was just looking through my refer logs and thanks to guyPaulo I have been getting hits from people searching for "nakedgrannies". Check it out on google, I'm #2 for that search.

<Charlie> Cool, so now I've become Charlie, but I have to actually post captions as yoyology again to change back. Pretty cool. Is it cookie-based, or does it go by IP?

<Mort> Cookie-based.

<Ginger> Mort, I will remember your friend in my prayers. Hang in there.

<David Byrden> Cool. Now it's like a chat room, except much less efficient.
Let's get chatting... LOL BRB :) Are you a teenager? Describe your panties.

<yoyology> Anybody seen the Google Monkies today?

<3Suns> I see no panties here.

<yoyology> No panties? *drool* *pant* *drool*

<ElvisThePelvis>

<mypalmike> Hmm. Just mentioning nakedgrannies here should boost the pagerank. Aim for the top, nakedgrannies!

<Lauren> David, yesterday, right near where I live, the FBI arrested a 46-year-old man who was waiting to rendevous with the 12-year-old girl he met online. Although he claimed he was just meeting her for lunch, they found in his possession a 25 caliber revolver, condoms and viagra... The man's wife and two children could not be reached for comment.

<apple juice is a verb> I am sorry about your friend, Mort, but it is good to see that this sorrow doesn't prevent you from making good use of alliteration: "I am perturbed and perpetually perplexed about my missing friend Pat."

<mypalmike> Thank goodness my wife and two children are keeping their mouths shut.

<3Suns> I don't see your point Lauren... perhaps he was intending on paying for lunch by pawning the gun and hawking viagra to some raver kids. Completely innocent, just like Michael Jackson.

<3Suns> And a 25-caliber revolver? Are you sure? I didn't know 25-caliber bullets existed, much less that people would make revolvers for such a small bullet...

<yoyology> If he ever shoots me with that, and I find out about it....

<yoyology> I had no idea we had so many lurkers!

<yoyology> I suggest that the Caption Monkies be listed first, then the lurkers. Even better, we could just have a number "and 35 no-name lurkers" at the end.
Again, assuming I have any say....

<Mort> Seems like I have to deal with browsers that do not take cookies. Also some regulars seem to clear their cookies everyday, so they look like lurkers until they post.

<yoyology> You and me against the world, Mort!

<Mort> It is strange how things wind down after guest day.

<mypalmike> Is each lurker ID'ed by their ip, or is a lurker listed for each lurking event?

<Mort> It's by cookie, so each one should be individual people.

<Carol> I feel like such a deviant: "Mr. Noname, Lurker," lurking all alone. Well, not that I'm *not* a deviant, but it's not usually pointed out so plainly.

<yoyology> Another unsolicited, yet pithy suggestion: Could we have an option to create a header line that would fit between the photos and the caption boxes? I see a lot of folks trying to create headers (e.g. ...mostemailed.com... and ...mostemailed.com... and it might be cool to have it more formalized.

<yoyology> Heck, ...mostemailed.com... would have worked with the header line alone!

<Mort> Whats wrong with the current way of doing headers? Writing the text and hitting return twice.

Seems straight foward to me.

Carol post a caption tomorrow and you will cease to lurk.

<mrs. mort> plus, dont you allow the bold tag??

<yoyology> It's the centering that I want. I'm just picky that way.

<Mort> Ah! I understand now, looking at your example. I'll think about it, but your fortune looks doubtful.

<yoyology> Thank you, Magic Mort-ball! :-)

<guyPaulo> testing, testing....

<guyPaulo> Hhmm, I don't see my name. What teh crap?

<Mort> guyPaulo - did you actually read the messages on the board? You have to post a caption to get your name saved.

<guyPaulo> You know Mort, that kind of attitude is just what I'd expect from a "REGULAR" like yourself!

<mypalmike> He's ganging up on you. Hahah.

By the way, I think Carol is a professional groupie/lurker/non-poster.

<Carol> Surely I'm not the only spectator around here? I'm just the worst one at being quiet! Mort is going to force me to post some lame thing, though, with this business with the cookies.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post