Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004

by Mort

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Ruffs the labradoodle,

terrorizer of the eastern seaboard.

We give to you in tribute this shiny new mustang...
now leave our coast in peace.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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I am feeling slightly better, and thanks to the consoling words of Mr. Blue, skies are brightening. I am deep in the midst of a Turneresque storm, but for the moment lit by a glowing, calming light.

The air is more peaceful for now, I can hear the delicate, despairingly despondent song of a bird in the distance. A nightingale I think, in a cage, singing a sorrowful tune of missed freedom and flight.

Soon I think, just as I will be free of this storm, the nightingale will unlock her cage and sing only of happiness.

There are 34 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> Why do I get the feeling that Mort will be turning in the Users Log to the Dept of Homeland Security?

<3Suns> I'll name names! NOIP is a terrorist, I always knew it. And I think Roger Mexico may have entered the country illegally...

<guyPaulo> Damn stool pidgeon......

<3Suns> And that mysterious "Mr. Noname"... I think he's a spy. Always lurking about...

<Lauren> Hey, guy, according to the users log, we are here together, but we are (sadly) not alone.

<Lauren> I hear that infosponge was a Soviet agent, back in the day...

<yoyology> I am a distributor of almanacs and other dangerous information. Alert the FBI!

<JulieK> Naked and running!

<JulieK> Ps Mort talks all with fancy words now on his writing spot.

<Mort> Sorry Julie. I've decided to use that spot to express some feelings in a very abstract way. No one has to read it, the next one will be in teen aol speak just for you.

<guyPaulo> If we head back in time to another day Lauren, then we could be alone in the "Log" together.....

<yoyology> See, now I just told a co-worker about Mostemailed, and she's looking at the site from a computer with my cookie on it, so it looks like I'm here twice!

<Mort> You can clear cookies from a browser, even individual cookies. Or you could try and convince her to post a caption. :)

<yoyology> I'll work on that. :-)

<yoyology> Dear Merciful Heavens! Have y'all seen the two-headed baby?
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Mort> Yes I have. I decided it looked too Celine to put on here.

<guyPaulo> Thanks mort. That story/photo was far too serious for this site, even for the cynical monkies. However,
...story.news.yahoo.com... would make for excellent caption fodder.

<yoyology> It's the caption monkie family portrait!

<guyPaulo> Damn it yoyo! Don't spoil all the good captions!

<Lauren> That conjoined twin thing is really gruesome and removing it probably won't make anything easier for the little girl...

<guyPaulo> It makes our gripings about the lack of premium toilet tissue at work seem kind of shallow.

<mypalmike> Don't tell you you have to wipe with one ply!

<Mr. Noname> Boo!

<yoyology> So, is that pronounced "No-na-may"?

<guyPaulo> Not only do I wipe with one ply, but the men's room is located on the second floor of my building, while my cubicle of solitude is located on the first!

<ElvisThePelvis> The user log is a ploy by the IRS to hunt me down since I “died” years ago...

<Carol> Ha ha. yoyology's note reminds me of John Bigbooty in "Buckaroo Banzai." Big-boo-TAY! TAY!

<JulieK> Mort I wasn't being mad at the fancy words! I was just saying, you are all deepened now. It is kind of neat.

<Mort> Julie - I gots lots to be deep about right now. I'm also listening to the same two songs again and again and again... :)

<Roger Mexico> Hey, since when are two heads not better than one?

<MLimburg> IT'S NOT MY GOD DAMNED PLANET, MONKEY BOY!

<Carol> Ah, a connoisseur of the classics!

<LUIS>
$$$ Make Money Fast Using Paypal $$$
MAKE UNLIMITED MONEY USING PAYPAL!!!
You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES� it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isn�t hard.Try it
this is where people usually stop and miss out) No catch, that was it. It follows the same regulations as the mailed chain
letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800- 725- 2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but
the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1,200.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $36,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. Its Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more than that on the
lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c

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