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Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2003 by guyPaulo
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Please, someone help me! I've been stuck on this ice for so long my genitalia has shrivled up and turned black. See?

Please, someone help me! I'm being chased by a naked Santa with mistletoe in his bellybutton!

Please, someone help me! I can't stop downloading brazilian porn at work!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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