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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by obtuse
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At Lauren's 15th birthday party, the boy she had a crush on went home with a 13 year-old party-crasher. She's the one in light blue.

Little Known MEP Trivia

Before establishing MEP, Mort tried his hand at captioning newspaper photos. A freak pen explosion nearly ended his life.


guyPaulo was one commissioned to direct a film about the dangers of ingesting hallucenogens while underwater.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> "once"
<guyPaulo> Ina Godda Da Vida, baby.
<Carol> I like the ones with unexpected explanations for the 3rd panel.
<Kumiho> Poor Mort! However did you manage to survive?
<Mort> Luckily I have no idea how to use "pens", so it was far away from my precious body.

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