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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Morgus
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Once, near our village, was born the young man we came to know as Edward Crabhands.

His sharp pincers were perfect for snipping and styling our hair. We felt beautiful, and special.

What charmed us most, though, were the spectacular sculptures he carved. He turned an old log into this row of waterfowl, as watched in wonder!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Nice.
<ElvisThePelvis> Edward Crabhands....heheh
<Lauren> Because I especially liked Edward Scissorhands, I am giving you two fingers up.
<Lauren> Yikes, did I say that?
<yoyology> You know, the model kinda looks like a cross between Winona Ryder and the actress who played the slutty beautician.
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<Carol> Another movie I gotta watch again.

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