Human: "Come to Red Lobster and ARRRGGGGH! MY FACE!" Crab: "Hah! I got your crab rangoon right here you crab-killing m*therF*cker!"
When Superbowl Commercials Go Bad
"What? You want me to DEGRADE myself for money? I am an ACTRESS damn it! My art is above that!"
The Budweiser Ducks: "Quack open a refreshing Bud today!"
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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