I hope I don't get sunburnt. Oh shit, the Wonderbra! I hope I don't flop all over the place when I remove it....
3 minutes earlier
Screw the dressing rooms. I'm going to strip to my bikini as I walk across the beach.
I can do it because I'm young, fit and I look great!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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