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Zoos not affiliated with Steve Irwin were having trouble making ends meet.

Across the world, zoos began selling their animals into corporate sponsorship.

That is why baby monkeys suddenly started sporting Dairy Queen curly-cues...

...and why horses began regularly lunching on Granny Schaffer's Family Style Fried Chicken.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 12 comments for this caption.

<samantha> awwwwwww the orange monkey is so sweet i want one for christmas.
<danny> how much do you love monkeys,my girlfriend wants to know
<BEN> i think that the monkey looks like samantha durn
<samantha> i think that the monkey looks like ben lol ha ha
<chelcee billups> it is cuit
<kayla ellington> I think these baby monkeys are cute
I just want one.
<kayla ellington> put in 27 if you think monkeys are so cute
<tweety baby_SFL > I really love baby monkeys .I think they are soooo cute.one time I went on an website called smallest monkeys in the world and it showed me an baby monkey on an pinkie finger.
<Courtney Jackson> that is the cutest monkey ever!!!!!!!!!
<miranda> i think so to
<katie> hey miranda
don`t you love monkeys!!!!!!!

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