Zoos not affiliated with Steve Irwin were having trouble making ends meet.
Across the world, zoos began selling their animals into corporate sponsorship.
That is why baby monkeys suddenly started sporting Dairy Queen curly-cues...
...and why horses began regularly lunching on Granny Schaffer's Family Style Fried Chicken.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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