[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I am so hot.

I grab my own ass...

I even role play little fantasies about another me.

If I could just get the hang of going down on myself....
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:21Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:17Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:14Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:12Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:08Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:07Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:04Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:02Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:10:00Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:52Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:50Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:48Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:47Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:46Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:45Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:40Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:31Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:28Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:26Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:25Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:22Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:21Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:20Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:18Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:17Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:16Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:12Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:11Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:08Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:05Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:03Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:09:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:58Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:53Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:52Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:51Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:47Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:40Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:39Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:33Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:32Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:25Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:20Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:18Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:16Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:14Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:13Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:08Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:06Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:03Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:08:00Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:54Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:53Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:52Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:51Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:49Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:48Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:47Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:42Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:35Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:28Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:25Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:22Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:20Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:19Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:18Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:16Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:09Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:04Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:03Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:57Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:52Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:50Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:48Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:44Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:43Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:42Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:24Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:23Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:21Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:20Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:19Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:08Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:07Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:06Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:03Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:02Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:57Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:55Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:54Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:52Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:50Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:42Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:40Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:39Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:34Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:25Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:20Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:19Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:17Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:14Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:11Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:06Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:00Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:56Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:53Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:50Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:48Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:46Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:45Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:42Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:40Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:37Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:33Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:28Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:19Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:15Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:14Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:12Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:08Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:55Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:35Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:26Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:17Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:15Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:14Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:01Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:47Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:44Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:40Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:33Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:32Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:20Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:50Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:42Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:24Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:20Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:11Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:03Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:01Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:56Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:55Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:53Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:50Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:43Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:40Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:39Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:38Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:37Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:33Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:32Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:31Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:26Caption #793

Board [Post Message]

This week's Top Bottom is:

apple juice is a verb.



The slutty Xtina clones are: ShiningLion, Luminaire and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 13 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Okay folks, it's gonna be hot today 96+ and I don't have AC. Any suggestions?
<guyPaulo> Try pic#3
<superwoman biatch> I just want to state it for the record that I DO NOT like the Spice Girls, in reference to my Caption #10!!
<guyPaulo> Then just what in the hell was that 'Forever' album doing in the cd player, huh?!?!
<Mort> I guess you put it there guy.
<Kumiho> maybe an annoyed henchperson slipped it in?
<ajiav> I wish it were 96+ here; for some reason it is in the mid sixties
<Mort> I wish it was just 96 here.
<Luminaire> It's sixties and raining here.
<ajiav> I feel like I'm being cheated out of a decent summer....
<Kumiho> Believe me, I'd trade for 60s and raining any day. My garden is drying out and all y tomtoes are cooking on the vine!
<Mort> I agree, I am not meant for this kinda weather. Give me 60s and rain and I'll be happy.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am always a bridesmaid on Wednesdays. One day I will find me a man and that man will make me a woman...a whole woman...a complete...uh...wo-man. Nevermind! F*ck!

Good Work ajiav!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post