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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by Luminaire
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Now that the blonde teen pop-tarts of the late 90s have aged past their prime, they are resorting to increasingly desperate measures to avoid fading into obscurity.

Christina Aguilera, tapped for new music, has jumped back into the spotlight by cloning herself. Xtina and Ytina's latest film, Dirrty Nurses, hits stores this fall.

Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson has undergone experimental brain surgery on national TV. The doctors hope that, in six month's time, she'll finally be able to tell her head from her ass. Keep trying, Jess!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> That should be "six months' time." D'oh!
<superwoman biatch> 
<Agent Kumi> Don't sweat the grammar - Mort knows I don't.
<ajiav> It is the little things that impress me, like Xtina and Ytina
<Mort> I never sweat the grammar, as you can tell.

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