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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Women are beautiful to look at when properly formed.

But, the reality of the situation is they have all of that extra stuff above the waist and properly formed woman are hard to come by, even if you clone them.

If I could run the world, I would grow women like radishes with the good parts above ground and the annoying parts down below.

sigh....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> 
<guyPaulo> sweet!
<Agent Kumi> 
<ajiav> 
<David Byrden> It's funny because it's true.

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