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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I told her I was a charging stallion, racing hot for her love.

I told her she was more beautiful to me than all the models in Paris.

Most women can see right through me, but not her. We went home together.

Yes, it is easy to pick up women at the Special Olympics.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> There is a special ring in hell for me.
<guyPaulo> Glorf! I'm ashamed to laugh!
<What?>  I've watched them and I didn't think they were so special

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