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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Lauren
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The female monkies all love cuddly little guyPaulo.

We also find mypalmike's puppyish ways quite appealing.

But our lustful fantasies are all about Mort.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> Guy and Mike, just remember who the girls are thinking of when they cuddle you.
<guyPaulo> Girls are ALWAYS attracted to the dangerous-gorilla types.....its not fair.
<Lauren> That's just untrue, guy. You are VERY dangerous. It's just that no girl wants to risk getting ED on her.
<guyPaulo> That's right...I'm Dangerous! I live on the edge.......(of the toilet seat).
<Kumiho> Sounds like a personal problem Guy. Ever considered getting medicated for that?
<mypalmike> Hey, I'll take sympathy puppy-love seconds any day.

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