After eating 12 pounds of cheeseburgers from over- enthusiastic viewers,
DO NOT FEED
the last living Panda Bear died this weekend from a combination of hardened arties and drownig on it's own vomit. No worries though,
THE FUCKING ANIMALS, YOU STUPID
as it was promptly stuffed and once again displayed to the addoring public. Die hard zoo-keepers only had one message ...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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