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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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| <David Byrden> Screw the webcam. It's COLD out there! | ||
| <Axolotl> Must....not....do...another...Brazilian wax...joke...aaargh! | ||
| <JulieK> Mort's captions are too funny for me to alternatiphize today. (holy Garfield is fat and lazy) | ||
| <yoyology> That is one of the most freakish-looking cat I've ever seen. | ||
| <yoyology> That should read "one of the most freakish-looking cats I've ever seen." | ||
| <Pedro Gonzales> I think the cat has been repeatedly punched... probably by guyPaolo | ||
| <guyPaulo> f*cking cats.....they're everywhere.... | ||
| <Pedro Gonzales> Sorry 4 the typo guyP! | ||
| <mypalmike> I'd give my left arm for a koala or something. That cat is uncaptionable I say! | ||
| <mypalmike> ... although Mort's Garfield reference worked nicely. | ||
| <guyPaulo> For all orchid lovers out there, yahoo's got a nice photo of an Ecuadorean specimen today: ...story.news.yahoo.com... | ||
| <guyPaulo> What?!? Did I kill the comments here with the orchid thing? Guys can dig flowers without being homosexual...... They're great for picking up chicks....yeah that's it....bi-boobed slutty chicks....perfect for 100% hetro guys like myself...... | ||
| <yoyology> "Bi-boobed"? Doesn't that describe most women? | ||
| <guyPaulo> "bi" equals "big." I was trying to type as I ate my low-carb, peta turkey-wrap and fruit salad and ......oh god, that IS gay..... | ||
| <yoyology> PETA? I don't think that PETA advocates eating turkey. Typos are fun. | ||
| <Axolotl> Have you seen the other picture of the cat? ...tinyurl.com... Can't agree more with yoyo on this one! | ||
| <guyPaulo> Peta bread, yoyo. As far as PETA goes, they frown on the torture of innocent wheat plants, and want us just to eat rocks. | ||
| <yoyology> If you are referring to the round, pocket-type bread, it's spelled pt-a. | ||
| <Mary Poppins> A spoon full of sugar makes the pita bread go down.... | ||
| <Uncle Albert> A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "From about September to March". | ||
| <Mr. Dawes, Sr.> I once met a man with a wooden leg, named Smith. What was the name of his other leg? | ||
| <Bert> Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it? | ||
| <Mary Poppins> You look frightful, all covered in soot! Turbo-powered umbrella AWAY! | ||
| <yoyology> I know I say this kind of thing all the time, but I'm gonna say it again. If you've never read any of P.L. Travers' Mary Poppins books, I highly recommend them. I have no complaint about the film at all, but the books have a special charm of their own. | ||
| <mypalmike> What are you, a goddamn librarian or something? | ||
| <David Byrden> I borrowed Mary Poppins from the school library in 1969 and I never returned it. Oh god! It feels so good to have that off my chest! | ||
| <David Byrden> You must read the start of this..this kid made me laugh so hard I cried. | ||