My job as a proctologist is challenging but satisfying.
I take on all cases, big or small.
People don't know how to react when they find out.
Most don't mind, but some are disgusted.
And some ask for a quick check-up.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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