[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I ate three hundred and fifty quarters today

The depression was in my tummy, I thought money would make it better.

But how can I be happy, now that I know that our love can never be.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 221 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:10Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:04Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:58Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:56Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:33Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:24Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:20Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:16Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:12Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:11Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:10Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:07Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:00Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:43Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:36Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:32Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:31Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:29Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:25Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:23Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:22Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:21Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:19Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:18Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:17Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:15Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:14Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:12Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:10Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:09Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:07Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:06Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:05Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:04Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:02Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:01Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:00Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:59Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:58Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:57Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:56Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:55Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:53Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:52Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:51Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:50Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:48Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:47Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:45Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:44Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:43Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:42Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:41Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:39Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:38Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:37Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:36Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:35Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:34Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:33Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:32Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:30Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:29Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:28Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:25Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:24Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:23Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:22Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:21Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:20Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:19Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:18Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:16Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:14Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:12Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:11Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:10Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:09Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:08Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:07Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:06Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:05Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:03Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:02Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:59Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:59Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:56Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:55Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:54Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:52Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:51Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:49Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:47Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:46Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:44Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:43Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:40Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:38Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:35Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:33Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:32Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:31Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:30Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:27Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:26Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:24Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:23Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:21Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:19Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:18Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:17Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:16Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:15Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:14Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:13Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:12Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:08Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:07Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:05Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:02Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:03:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:58Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:56Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:55Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:53Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:52Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:51Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:50Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:49Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:48Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:47Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:45Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:43Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:41Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:40Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:38Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:37Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:36Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:35Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:34Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:33Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:32Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:31Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:30Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:28Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:27Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:25Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:24Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:22Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:21Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:20Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:19Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:18Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:02:17Caption #748

Board [Post Message]

Extra images for you to caption:








You can also play where's David Byrden?

Somewhere!


There are 54 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> And now - to the Webcam!!
<MLimburg> He's the guy in the red and white jumper .. next to the hooker .. dangling off the bridge
<Joyce James> Simmering among the purple-hazed dawnflowers o'er Dublin's ways & bys, goes skittering, scuttering the Bryden boy , denizen o' the bridge arch hovels, "queen" o' the pubby latrines like a ravager o' the morning dew drops. He holds the chalice, brimmed with smega-crusted lip traces, and quaffs the creamy brew!
<Eggs Ackley> Ya damn Irish idjit! It's "smegma!"
<Eggs Ackley> Ya damn Irish idjit! It's "smegma!"
<Carol> DB, I will have you know I was actually watching at the appointed hour. I was particularly impressed with the electric-green-and-purple skies you had there just before 8 (your time).
<Pedro Gonzales> Does anybody else think that the panda looks like a little man dressed up in a costume? Look at the way he's looking at the camera in the last pic...
its all a conspiracy...
<Jmofwiw> Never thought of it that way. Pandas are evil!
<guyPaulo> I'm just glad there are pandas in the pictures and not {evil}CATS{/evil}!
<guyPaulo> Check out this photo of a girl eating a roasted peice of rat:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<infosponge> I was in China for a while once, and they have these "Red Pandas" which are much smaller, way cuter and not at all evil looking.
<Jmofwiw> The fact that they are not evil looking probably means they're the secret masterminds behind all the panda plots. After today I'm going to keep a much closer eye on pandas.
<David Byrden> Eight o FOUR am??? You expect me to wait there for FOUR minutes???

I'll try again at noon EST.

<3Suns> Guy, how can you say that cats are evil? Just look at this cute little darling... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> So, David.... it's 11:25 a.m. in Philly. In 35 minutes, I'll look for you on the bridge.
<Carol> They only update the image every several minutes. It appears there is a total eclipse in Dublin right now.
<Lauren> Well, David, if you were there, we will never know. It is too dark to see you. The picture only refreshes every four minutes or so.
<guyPaulo> That cat has SATAN eyes, 3Suns! Only an evil, pimp-hat-wearing bastard like yourself would find that thing cute......
<Pedro Gonzales> Not that I have some obsessive fear of cats like some, but I have seen better cat photos than that 3Suns. Nice article though- guyP, 2 cats have died from bird-flu...
<infosponge> Evil? Perhaps.

...images.google.com...

<David Byrden> Yes... you'll NEVER know... if I was on that bridge! Muhahahaha!
<Mort> Actually the camera refreshes every 6 minutes. So I suggest that you stand on the bridge for more than 10 minutes. I caught every refresh from 8am to 8:15am.
<David Byrden> We have no life.
<mypalmike> "The depression was in my tummy, I thought money would make it better." That's hilarious.
<apple juice is a verb> pandas are not evil.
<Roger Mexico> Pandas may not be evil, but it's a curious fact that they have no anal sphincters, and constantly poop while they eat bamboo. If that's "good" I'd hate to see "evil."
<Jmofwiw> You want to talk about anal sphincters? Read about that guy that ate all the coins. His sphincter can stop on a dime! (Pada-tum!)
<guyPaulo> I finnally found a cat picture I like...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> RIGHT IN THE ASS YOU EVIL SCUM!!!!!!
<Jellyloo> What the world needs is an innoculation against the spread of deadly kittens.
<Suspenders> If I had a deadly kitten, I think I would Die!
<Jellyloo> Beware of fuzzface mortality.
<Suspenders> If you eat cat, do you also get hairballs?
<Jellyloo> Second hand. Yes.
<Suspenders> Like eBay?
<Jellyloo adieu> Haley Joel Osment turned down a roll in Second-Hand Hairballs.
<ajiav> yay, i'm finally back in orku. now i just need yoyo to welcome me back into the community. i have paid my penance. i am ready to rejoin mostemailed society.
<mrs. mort> Ok...so is no-one going to comment on the scary number of furry-porn versions of a red panda picture in the google search that infosponge posted?!??

...images.google.com...

<mrs. mort> Do I have to spell it out for you people???

The internet is being taken over by furry porn!!!!!

<mypalmike> And the problem with that is....?
<3Suns> ... it's not as good as real porn??
<infosponge> is furry porn what happens when you leave it in the fridge too long and it gets moldy?
<MLimburg> mmmm .. fridge porn
<David Byrden> Well, this is very disturbing.
This afternoon, about 30 yards from where I've been posing on that bridge for the webcam, a bus went out of control and killed 5 people.
<mypalmike> Really? That's horrible!
<MLimburg> Man .. and to think if it was streaming webcam, we could have had an entry into FOX's new series "Funniest Streaming Bus Accidents". Well, we would need to add the funny BOING sounds I guess ..
<3Suns> The funny BOING 5 PEOPLE GET KILLED sounds?
<mypalmike> Yeah, that show Maximum X is pretty disturbing. They'll show some boat capsizing, and then say that only two people died. And in the background it's all cheezy 80's guitar licks.
<MLimburg> Reality shows .. the first sign of the End of Days
<JulieK> I can't wait for that show where they marry a small person.
<JulieK> I can't wait for that show where they marry a small person.
<JulieK> oops
<Mort> Wow Julie, you really can't wait to marry a small person!
<JulieK> I am a small person


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post