[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I ate three hundred and fifty quarters today

The depression was in my tummy, I thought money would make it better.

But how can I be happy, now that I know that our love can never be.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 213 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:06Caption #02
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:05Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:04Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:02Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:00Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:59Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:57Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:56Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:55Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:52Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:51Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:50Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:47Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:46Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:45Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:43Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:42Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:40Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:39Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:38Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:34Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:29Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:28Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:27Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:26Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:25Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:23Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:20Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:19Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:18Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:17Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:16Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:14Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:13Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:12Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:11Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:10Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:08Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:07Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:04Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:03Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:02Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:00Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:59Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:57Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:56Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:55Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:54Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:51Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:50Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:49Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:48Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:45Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:44Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:41Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:40Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:38Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:37Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:35Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:34Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:33Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:32Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:31Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:29Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:28Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:26Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:25Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:24Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:23Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:21Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:20Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:19Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:18Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:17Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:16Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:15Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:13Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:12Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:11Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:10Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:09Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:08Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:07Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:06Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:05Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:03Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:57Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:54Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:53Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:52Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:51Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:50Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:49Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:48Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:47Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:46Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:44Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:43Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:42Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:41Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:39Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:36Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:35Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:33Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:32Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:31Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:30Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:29Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:28Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:27Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:26Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:25Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:24Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:23Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:21Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:20Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:19Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:18Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:17Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:16Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:15Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:13Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:12Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:11Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:10Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:07Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:05Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:04Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:03Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:01Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:00Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:59Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:58Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:57Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:56Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:54Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:53Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:52Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:51Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:48Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:46Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:45Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:44Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:43Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:41Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:40Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:38Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:37Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:36Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:35Caption #233

Board [Post Message]

Extra images for you to caption:








You can also play where's David Byrden?

Somewhere!


There are 54 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> And now - to the Webcam!!
<MLimburg> He's the guy in the red and white jumper .. next to the hooker .. dangling off the bridge
<Joyce James> Simmering among the purple-hazed dawnflowers o'er Dublin's ways & bys, goes skittering, scuttering the Bryden boy , denizen o' the bridge arch hovels, "queen" o' the pubby latrines like a ravager o' the morning dew drops. He holds the chalice, brimmed with smega-crusted lip traces, and quaffs the creamy brew!
<Eggs Ackley> Ya damn Irish idjit! It's "smegma!"
<Eggs Ackley> Ya damn Irish idjit! It's "smegma!"
<Carol> DB, I will have you know I was actually watching at the appointed hour. I was particularly impressed with the electric-green-and-purple skies you had there just before 8 (your time).
<Pedro Gonzales> Does anybody else think that the panda looks like a little man dressed up in a costume? Look at the way he's looking at the camera in the last pic...
its all a conspiracy...
<Jmofwiw> Never thought of it that way. Pandas are evil!
<guyPaulo> I'm just glad there are pandas in the pictures and not {evil}CATS{/evil}!
<guyPaulo> Check out this photo of a girl eating a roasted peice of rat:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<infosponge> I was in China for a while once, and they have these "Red Pandas" which are much smaller, way cuter and not at all evil looking.
<Jmofwiw> The fact that they are not evil looking probably means they're the secret masterminds behind all the panda plots. After today I'm going to keep a much closer eye on pandas.
<David Byrden> Eight o FOUR am??? You expect me to wait there for FOUR minutes???

I'll try again at noon EST.

<3Suns> Guy, how can you say that cats are evil? Just look at this cute little darling... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> So, David.... it's 11:25 a.m. in Philly. In 35 minutes, I'll look for you on the bridge.
<Carol> They only update the image every several minutes. It appears there is a total eclipse in Dublin right now.
<Lauren> Well, David, if you were there, we will never know. It is too dark to see you. The picture only refreshes every four minutes or so.
<guyPaulo> That cat has SATAN eyes, 3Suns! Only an evil, pimp-hat-wearing bastard like yourself would find that thing cute......
<Pedro Gonzales> Not that I have some obsessive fear of cats like some, but I have seen better cat photos than that 3Suns. Nice article though- guyP, 2 cats have died from bird-flu...
<infosponge> Evil? Perhaps.

...images.google.com...

<David Byrden> Yes... you'll NEVER know... if I was on that bridge! Muhahahaha!
<Mort> Actually the camera refreshes every 6 minutes. So I suggest that you stand on the bridge for more than 10 minutes. I caught every refresh from 8am to 8:15am.
<David Byrden> We have no life.
<mypalmike> "The depression was in my tummy, I thought money would make it better." That's hilarious.
<apple juice is a verb> pandas are not evil.
<Roger Mexico> Pandas may not be evil, but it's a curious fact that they have no anal sphincters, and constantly poop while they eat bamboo. If that's "good" I'd hate to see "evil."
<Jmofwiw> You want to talk about anal sphincters? Read about that guy that ate all the coins. His sphincter can stop on a dime! (Pada-tum!)
<guyPaulo> I finnally found a cat picture I like...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> RIGHT IN THE ASS YOU EVIL SCUM!!!!!!
<Jellyloo> What the world needs is an innoculation against the spread of deadly kittens.
<Suspenders> If I had a deadly kitten, I think I would Die!
<Jellyloo> Beware of fuzzface mortality.
<Suspenders> If you eat cat, do you also get hairballs?
<Jellyloo> Second hand. Yes.
<Suspenders> Like eBay?
<Jellyloo adieu> Haley Joel Osment turned down a roll in Second-Hand Hairballs.
<ajiav> yay, i'm finally back in orku. now i just need yoyo to welcome me back into the community. i have paid my penance. i am ready to rejoin mostemailed society.
<mrs. mort> Ok...so is no-one going to comment on the scary number of furry-porn versions of a red panda picture in the google search that infosponge posted?!??

...images.google.com...

<mrs. mort> Do I have to spell it out for you people???

The internet is being taken over by furry porn!!!!!

<mypalmike> And the problem with that is....?
<3Suns> ... it's not as good as real porn??
<infosponge> is furry porn what happens when you leave it in the fridge too long and it gets moldy?
<MLimburg> mmmm .. fridge porn
<David Byrden> Well, this is very disturbing.
This afternoon, about 30 yards from where I've been posing on that bridge for the webcam, a bus went out of control and killed 5 people.
<mypalmike> Really? That's horrible!
<MLimburg> Man .. and to think if it was streaming webcam, we could have had an entry into FOX's new series "Funniest Streaming Bus Accidents". Well, we would need to add the funny BOING sounds I guess ..
<3Suns> The funny BOING 5 PEOPLE GET KILLED sounds?
<mypalmike> Yeah, that show Maximum X is pretty disturbing. They'll show some boat capsizing, and then say that only two people died. And in the background it's all cheezy 80's guitar licks.
<MLimburg> Reality shows .. the first sign of the End of Days
<JulieK> I can't wait for that show where they marry a small person.
<JulieK> I can't wait for that show where they marry a small person.
<JulieK> oops
<Mort> Wow Julie, you really can't wait to marry a small person!
<JulieK> I am a small person


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post