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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by David Byrden
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HEY, LADY!

Try me..I'm THIS long and THIS wide!


Huh? OK, whip it out then, asshole...

...money talks, goose shit walks!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> ?
<mypalmike> Best short caption that fluidly connects the pictures.
<guyPaulo> Good and crude.
<Rick> 
<Lauren> Goose shit?
<ElvisThePelvis> If the goose shit is walking, don't come a rocking.
<yoyology> Falls apart on the last pic.
<apple juice is a verb> Simple vulgarity has a beauty all its own.
<Roger Mexico> Wow! Someone's been chuggin' his six-packs, eh?

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