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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004 by MLimburg
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Across Florida, hordes of scantily clad women are wandering across this fine city;


preying on the elderly - bringing them to insane levels of pleasure whilst they sign their wills over to their aggressors;


leaving nothing left to their traditional receiptiants. Won't something think of the poor puddy-tats!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<MLimburg> if there are any speeling (sic) errors, it's late, i'm half pissed, and i just dont care
<3Suns> I hate those gold-digging, cat-hating harlots... in theory.
<mypalmike> Are you half angry, or half drunk? Or both?
<MLimburg> let me give you a hint .. I live in Adelaide, Australia .. wine capital of the world :)
<mypalmike> Yes, I understand. I'd be angry too if I lived there!

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