[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 456 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:28Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:27Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:26Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:23Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:22Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:20Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:19Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:14Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:13Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:10Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:09Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:08Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:07Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:05Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:07:00Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:59Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:58Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:54Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:52Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:48Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:47Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:43Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:42Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:38Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:37Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:35Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:34Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:33Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:32Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:30Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:28Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:27Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:24Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:22Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:20Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:18Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:17Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:16Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:14Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:13Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:12Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:11Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:09Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:06Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:05Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:01Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:06:00Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:58Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:55Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:53Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:50Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:48Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:46Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:44Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:42Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:41Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:40Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:39Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:37Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:36Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:35Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:32Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:31Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:30Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:29Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:25Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:24Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:19Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:18Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:15Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:14Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:11Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:10Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:08Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:06Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:04Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:02Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:58Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:53Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:52Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:50Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:49Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:46Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:44Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:42Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:41Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:39Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:38Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:36Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:35Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:34Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:33Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:31Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:30Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:28Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:24Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:22Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:16Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:14Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:11Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:09Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:07Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:06Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:05Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:00Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:56Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:48Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:47Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:38Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:37Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:35Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:31Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:28Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:27Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:25Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:24Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:22Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:17Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:14Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:09Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:06Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:04Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:03Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:02Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:59Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:58Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:56Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:50Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:49Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:47Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:46Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:45Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:43Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:42Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:41Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:38Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:31Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:25Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:20Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:19Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:17Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:14Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:13Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:12Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:11Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:10Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:05Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:02Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:59Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:56Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:55Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:53Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:51Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:50Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:46Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:43Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:42Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:41Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:38Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:28Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:23Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:18Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:16Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:11Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:10Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:08Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:07Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:06Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:04Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:02Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:58Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:55Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:52Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:49Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:48Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:46Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:45Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:44Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:42Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:40Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:39Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:38Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:37Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:36Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:35Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:34Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:31Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:30Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:29Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:28Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:26Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:23Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:22Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:21Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:20Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:16Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:15Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:14Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:11Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:10Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:09Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:08Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:06Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:03Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:02Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:59Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:58Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:57Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:52Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:51Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:49Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:45Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:44Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:42Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:40Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:39Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:37Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:35Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:34Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:29Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:26Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:25Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:23Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:21Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:19Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:18Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:15Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:14Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:12Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:11Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:09Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:07Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:02Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:01Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:00Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:57Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:54Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:52Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:50Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:46Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:42Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:38Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:37Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:36Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:35Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:32Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:29Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:27Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:24Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:23Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:22Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:19Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:17Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:16Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:15Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:13Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:12Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:08Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:07Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:05Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:04Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:03Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:56Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:55Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:54Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:53Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:52Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:49Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:45Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:44Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:43Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:42Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:40Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:39Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:38Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:37Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:35Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:32Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:31Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:30Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:29Caption #81

Board [Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.

There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!
<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.
<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......
<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.
<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.
<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...
<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.
<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....
<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.
<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...
<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....
<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)
<t> fuck
<guyPaulo> hey ya'll


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post