Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:22:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:22:02 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:22:01 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:22:00 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:59 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:58 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:57 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:55 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:49 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:47 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:46 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:44 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:43 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:37 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:36 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:34 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:32 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:30 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:29 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:28 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:27 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:26 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:24 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:20 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:17 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:15 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:09 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:06 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:03 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:59 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:58 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:57 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:56 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:55 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:48 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:46 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:45 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:44 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:43 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:41 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:28 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:24 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:23 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:22 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:21 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:16 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:15 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:11 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:10 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:06 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:01 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:00 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:52 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:51 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:48 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:47 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:45 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:40 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:38 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:37 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:35 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:34 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:33 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:31 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:30 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:28 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:26 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:25 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:24 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:21 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:20 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:19 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:16 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:14 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:13 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:11 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:10 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:09 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:06 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:05 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:03 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:02 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:01 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:58 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:56 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:53 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:51 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:50 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:49 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:45 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:44 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:43 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:39 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:36 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:35 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:32 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:31 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:29 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:27 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:26 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:22 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:20 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:18 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:17 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:13 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:11 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:10 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:08 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:07 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:06 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:05 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:04 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:01 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:00 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:56 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:55 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:53 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:52 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:51 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:49 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:47 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:40 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:36 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:35 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:33 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:32 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:31 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:30 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:29 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:28 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:27 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:26 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:25 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:23 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:21 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:18 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:17 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:15 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:11 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:10 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:09 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:07 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:06 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:05 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:04 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:01 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:00 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:59 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:57 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:53 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:51 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:50 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:48 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:47 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:42 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:40 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:35 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:33 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:32 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:29 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:25 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:20 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:18 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:17 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:15 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:14 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:13 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:12 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:07 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:04 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:01 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:57 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:56 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:55 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:51 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:50 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:46 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:45 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:39 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:36 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:35 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:34 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:32 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:30 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:29 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:23 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:18 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:17 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:13 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:10 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:09 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:07 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:06 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:05 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:01 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:00 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:59 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:57 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:56 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:55 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:54 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:47 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:45 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:44 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:42 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:41 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:40 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:37 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:35 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:34 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:33 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:27 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:25 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:24 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:20 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:18 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:13 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:11 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:08 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:07 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:06 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:02 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:57 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:56 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:54 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:52 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:51 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:47 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:41 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:37 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:36 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:34 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:32 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:31 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:26 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:22 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:19 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:18 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:15 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:14 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:13 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:10 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:08 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:07 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:05 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:03 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:02 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:46 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:45 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:44 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:43 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:42 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:41 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:39 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:38 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:36 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:35 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:34 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:33 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:32 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:30 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:29 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:26 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:24 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:20 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:19 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:18 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:17 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:15 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:14 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:10 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:05 Caption #-76

Board

[Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.

There are 19 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!

<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.

<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......

<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.

<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.

<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...

<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.

<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....

<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.

<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...

<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....

<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)

<t> fuck

<guyPaulo> hey ya'll

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post