[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 346 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:27Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:26Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:25Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:24Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:22Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:20Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:19Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:18Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:15Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:13Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:11Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:08Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:05Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:03Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:00Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:55Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:54Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:51Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:49Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:46Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:45Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:44Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:42Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:41Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:40Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:39Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:38Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:36Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:31Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:29Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:26Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:23Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:20Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:18Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:17Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:11Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:10Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:08Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:07Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:05Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:04Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:03Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:02Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:00Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:59Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:58Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:55Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:54Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:53Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:50Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:47Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:46Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:45Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:44Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:43Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:42Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:40Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:39Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:38Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:37Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:36Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:34Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:32Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:29Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:27Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:25Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:24Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:23Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:22Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:21Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:19Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:10Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:03Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:02Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:59Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:58Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:57Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:56Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:51Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:48Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:47Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:42Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:34Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:33Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:32Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:19Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:11Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:05Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:02Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:59Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:50Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:43Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:40Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:37Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:33Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:27Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:09Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:05Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:59Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:57Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:49Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:38Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:36Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:35Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:34Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:32Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:27Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:26Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:21Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:20Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:18Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:17Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:14Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:13Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:12Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:10Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:06Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:02Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:00Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:56Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:54Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:50Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:47Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:46Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:45Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:40Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:38Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:34Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:33Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:26Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:23Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:22Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:19Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:16Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:14Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:13Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:12Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:11Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:10Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:09Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:06Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:04Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:03Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:02Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:01Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:00Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:59Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:57Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:56Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:55Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:53Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:50Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:48Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:45Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:42Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:33Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:32Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:31Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:30Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:27Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:25Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:23Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:21Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:20Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:19Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:17Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:16Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:15Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:13Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:11Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:09Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:07Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:06Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:05Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:04Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:01Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:59Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:58Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:55Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:54Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:50Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:48Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:45Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:43Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:41Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:38Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:35Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:29Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:28Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:23Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:20Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:16Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:15Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:13Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:10Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:08Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:07Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:05Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:01Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:59Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:55Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:46Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:45Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:42Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:39Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:38Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:35Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:33Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:32Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:30Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:29Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:27Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:26Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:22Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:21Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:20Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:19Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:18Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:17Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:13Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:12Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:11Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:10Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:09Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:08Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:07Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:06Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:04Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:03Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:02Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:01Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:57Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:56Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:55Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:54Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:53Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:51Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:48Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:47Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:45Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:44Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:42Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:41Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:35Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:31Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:30Caption #88

Board [Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.

There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!
<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.
<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......
<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.
<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.
<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...
<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.
<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....
<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.
<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...
<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....
<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)
<t> fuck
<guyPaulo> hey ya'll


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post