[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 235 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:01Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker15:23:00Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:59Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:53Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:52Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:51Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:47Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:46Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:43Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:42Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:36Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:34Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:33Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:31Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:29Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:28Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:26Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:25Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:24Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:23Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:18Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:17Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:15Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:13Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:12Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:09Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:08Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:07Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:06Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:05Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:03Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:02Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:01Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:22:00Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:59Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:57Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:56Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:55Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:53Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:51Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:50Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:49Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:48Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:47Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:46Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:45Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:44Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:43Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:41Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:40Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:39Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:38Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:37Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:33Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:32Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:30Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:29Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:28Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:27Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:26Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:25Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:24Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:22Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:21Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:18Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:17Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:16Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:15Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:14Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:13Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:12Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:11Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:09Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:08Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:07Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:06Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:05Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:04Caption #07
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:02Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:21:00Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:57Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:56Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:55Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:54Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:53Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:52Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:51Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:49Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:48Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:46Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:45Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:43Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:42Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:41Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:40Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:39Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:37Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:36Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:35Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:34Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:33Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:32Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:31Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:30Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:26Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:25Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:24Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:23Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:21Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:20Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:19Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:18Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:17Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:15Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:14Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:12Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:11Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:10Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:09Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:08Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:07Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:06Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:03Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:02Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:20:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:59Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:58Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:56Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:55Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:54Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:53Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:52Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:51Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:50Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:49Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:48Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:45Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:43Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:41Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:39Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:38Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:37Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:36Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:33Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:32Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:31Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:30Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:27Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:25Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:24Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:23Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:20Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:19Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:18Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:17Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:16Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:14Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:13Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:12Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:11Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:10Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:09Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:08Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:07Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:06Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:05Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:03Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:02Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker15:19:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:59Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:58Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:57Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:53Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:52Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:50Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:49Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:18:48Caption #558

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post