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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by LeeLoo
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The dark queen's recipe for youth and beauty is not for the squeamish.
Preheat oven to 450.

Take a quartet of fuzzy puppies, recently out for walkies. Mash and drain.

For a shiny coat and extra crunch, add freshly extracted kitten butt fat just before baking.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Suspenders> Kitten butt fat works wonders. Almost as tasty as gerbil bacon.
<LeeLoo> Gerbil bacon. mmmmmmmm. Tiny and deeee-licious.

Gerblits brand is the best.

<Suspenders> Do you desire gerbil giblets? Then try tasty and delicious Gerblits!

I love that commercial, such a catching jingle.

<ajiav> i feel like i'm watching some obscure british music hall duo.
<LeeLoo> trust your feelings juicy.
<mypalmike> Tally ho!
<jordie3> It makes me so happy, in a dirty way.
<spam> me too!

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