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Most Emailed Photos - 10/24/2004 by Mort
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I never knew, but cigarettes cause all kinds of sickness.

Just look what they did to this former Stepford wife.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Agent Kumi> bwahaha!
<Axolotl> Todays cute animal is a european red squirrel Sciurus vulgaris. They are endangered in the UK and Italy because of competetion from introduced American gray squirrels.
<3Suns> As well they should be, those foul-mouthed sciuruses!
<mypalmike> They never should have let Richard Gere bring his pets overseas.

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