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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Lauren
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First, you must take the woman of your choice to the bank and withdraw all of your money. Give it to her.


INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
How To Get Laid

Get her very stoned...


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Take care of her 'needs' first.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Hah! It's that easy huh? I guess I've been wasting my time with all those poems and body parts I keep sending Lauren.
<Lauren> The poems and body parts sent through the mail are just a prelude to that first intimate meeting, guy. Keep up the good work.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Lauren, but I hope the meeting is soon. Its getting hard to type out my captions with only 7 fingers left. Also, I've had so many blood transfusions that I can now claim to be 5 of the 7 races catagorized on the census.
<Pedro Gonzales> Good one Lauren, I've been waiting for that type of advice!
<3Suns> And all this time it was so easy... who knew?
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