First, you must take the woman of your choice to the bank and withdraw all of your money. Give it to her.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN How To Get Laid
Get her very stoned...
Take care of her 'needs' first.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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