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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by Axolotl
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The sperm whale impacted shortly after reaching consciousness.

The bowl of petunias, however, just realized the repetetiveness of the situation and was lost upon entering the atmostphere.

This is Proztethnik Vogon Jeltz, reporting from Earth. Soon to be a magnificent interstellar highway!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> This'd be killer if the 2nd caption matched the picture in any way.
<Axolotl> Yeah! Put in some petunias, Mort!
<apple juice is a verb> I caught the Hitchhiker references!!! Good!
<H. Monkey> I was just flipping through "Life, the Universe, and Everything" yesterday: "...the construction of the refinery had taken so long, and had to extend so far into the past in order to allow ion production to start on time, that the Cathedral of Chalesm had now never been built in the first place"
<H. Monkey> Too obscure a reference to work into a good caption, I'd think, even though it fits #2 well.

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