My search for alternative fuels finally ended when I invented the Whale Guts Powered Scooter.
The fortune I made from my idea enabled me to live the good life.
At least until the Homeless Maniac's Association filed a lawsuit against my company because they were tired of having to pick up smouldering cigarette butts out of piles of whale innards.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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