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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/17/2004 by guyPaulo
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No matter how drunk I get, I'd never make out with another guy while some other dude reads Oscar Wylde out loud. No way man.

I would, however, tap this fine skank after a few rounds of tequilla. Hell, after a few MORE rounds I'd tap her sister and her grandma too!

I can't help it, its nuthin but the dog in me!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I dunno, Oscar Wylde(sic) is pretty sensual...
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> I almost made an Oscar Wilde reference in the first pic too...
<ElvisThePelvis> This could be relabeld..."Things Elvis Has Done"

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