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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by David Byrden
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My son, now that you have come of age, I must have a litle talk with you.

Study this diagram closely, my boy. This is called The Clitoris.

This larger-scale diagram, or illustration if you will, illustrates a Hot Woman. Note carefully the outline and appendages.

Now, my boy, you know everything that I know. Go forth and and do that thing you saw in the zoo.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Heheh.
<infosponge> :)
<Pedro Gonzales> heh heh- i'm thinking jim's dad from american pie
<ElvisThePelvis> Ah, reminds me of my youth.
<3Suns> Boom shakka-lakka!
<Lauren> Parents everywhere should print this out for their sons. Makes the 'birds-and-the-bees' talk much more interesting and informative.
<Mort> The first frame is pure genius David. I salute you!

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