My son, now that you have come of age, I must have a litle talk with you.
Study this diagram closely, my boy. This is called The Clitoris.
This larger-scale diagram, or illustration if you will, illustrates a Hot Woman. Note carefully the outline and appendages.
Now, my boy, you know everything that I know. Go forth and and do that thing you saw in the zoo.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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