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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by David Byrden
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My son, now that you have come of age, I must have a litle talk with you.

Study this diagram closely, my boy. This is called The Clitoris.


This larger-scale diagram, or illustration if you will, illustrates a Hot Woman. Note carefully the outline and appendages.

Now, my boy, you know everything that I know. Go forth and and do that thing you saw in the zoo.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Heheh.
<infosponge> :)
<Pedro Gonzales> heh heh- i'm thinking jim's dad from american pie
<ElvisThePelvis> Ah, reminds me of my youth.
<3Suns> Boom shakka-lakka!
<Lauren> Parents everywhere should print this out for their sons. Makes the 'birds-and-the-bees' talk much more interesting and informative.
<Mort> The first frame is pure genius David. I salute you!

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