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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Axolotl listening to theSmiths
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It was like my life had been void unitl I found my true orientation.

I was so not into women, men, cosmic anomalies or even abstract concepts.

I finally found an outlet for my urges:



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<jordie3> You are a winner, if only for that last panel.
<MLimburg> hehehe ditto
<mypalmike> You were listening to the Smiths when writing this one?
<Axolotl> Doh. The old cookie was still there!
<3Suns> Thoracopagothalarctophilia! I love that song!
<Lauren> This 'crass' theme is making us reveal all sorts of personal information to each other. I think this is an important step in our evolution at MEP into one big happy family.
<Mort> Or orgy.
<guyPaulo> As exciting as an orgy with Lauren would be, there are FAR to many male monkies here to intertain such a notion.
<Lauren> I think some of the male monkies might disagree with you there, guy.
<guyPaulo> I think some of the male monkies might just want to get a look at my sexy buns, Lauren.
<Lauren> I think some of the male monkies might think you are female, guy.
<guyPaulo> Bah, no female could use "explosive diarrhea" as artistically as an emotionally adolescent male like myself.

I'm off to the bathroom for an "orgy for one." Back in five minutes ;)

<ElvisThePelvis> A five-knuckle orgy indeed.

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