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Most Emailed Photos - 08/26/2004 by superwoman biatch
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'Ya know hair is good.

It protects us from the sun, against bugs, and keeps us warm when it's cold out.

However, sometimes hair can grow in the oddest of places. For example, ass hair....what is the f*cking function of that? Does anyone know??


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<cool> ass

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