[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

She asked me to bed in her native tongue.

I wasn't so sure, it looked like she had a bad case of chicken pox.

But there were plenty more behind me who didn't care.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 115 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:25Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:20Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:17Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:13Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:06Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:04:01Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:56Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:49Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:48Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:45Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:44Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:42Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:41Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:38Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:36Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:32Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:28Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:27Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:26Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:22Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:18Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:08Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:06Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:02Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:37Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:36Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:35Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:34Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:33Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:28Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:16Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:12Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:04Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:00Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:59Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:58Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:52Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:49Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:47Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:45Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:42Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:40Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:39Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:38Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:33Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:29Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:28Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:26Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:17Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:16Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:14Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:10Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:52Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:43Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:42Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:41Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:40Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:39Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:37Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:24Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:23Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:22Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:21Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:19Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #

Board [Post Message]

There are 10 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> So, is Mort off on vaction this week?
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> I belive that this story might explain Mort's "case of the Monday's."
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Nope, next week. I have no idea what is going to happen to the site, since I will have no net access.
<Luminaire> Is it going to be the same pictures all week or what?
<Morgus> Interesting competition... let it run for a whole week. Look at the photos on Friday and think about them for days before posting a set of captions. Maybe our most brilliant moment yet. Or most embarrassing!
<Mort> Perhaps. I was thinking of either:

1) Automating it to get the images from yahoo and showing the most positively commented caption on the main page.

2) Getting someone else to take over.

3) Saying "SCREW YOU" and leaving the same three images up for two weeks.

<Morgus> I like the SCREW YOU, but as a caption contest. The monkies try to outclever each other for two weeks and when you come back your first imperial act is to announce the winner.
<Kumiho> I vote Automating, but only if you can get it to take something like numbers 6,7,and 8, which change rather frequently.
<Mort> Well it is kinda too late for automating, I have a lot of things to do before I go.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post