[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

She asked me to bed in her native tongue.

I wasn't so sure, it looked like she had a bad case of chicken pox.

But there were plenty more behind me who didn't care.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 265 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:21Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:19Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:14Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:12Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:06Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:34Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:27Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:15Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:11Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:57Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:41Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:40Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:32Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:31Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:29Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:24Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:17Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:14Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:07Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:50Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:47Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:46Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:31Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:29Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:22Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:14Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:30Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:26Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:14Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:03Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:43Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:39Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:38Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:37Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:33Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:20Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:18Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:16Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:10Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:08Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:06Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:57Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:56Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:49Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:46Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:45Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:27Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:23Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:16Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:14Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:10Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:01Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:57Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:41Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:30Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:25Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:23Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:22Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:21Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:16Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:15Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:12Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:11Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:04Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:01Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:41Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:37Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:28Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:27Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:26Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:14Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:10Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:04Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:53Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:49Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:44Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:43Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:42Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:36Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:34Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:33Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:32Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:25Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:24Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:23Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:22Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:20Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:19Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:18Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:17Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:16Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:12Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:11Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:10Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:09Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:08Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:07Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:06Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:05Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:04Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:03Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:02Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:01Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:59Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:58Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:57Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:54Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:52Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:50Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:49Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:47Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:46Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:44Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:43Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:42Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:38Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:28Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:25Caption #741

Board [Post Message]

There are 10 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> So, is Mort off on vaction this week?
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> I belive that this story might explain Mort's "case of the Monday's."
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Nope, next week. I have no idea what is going to happen to the site, since I will have no net access.
<Luminaire> Is it going to be the same pictures all week or what?
<Morgus> Interesting competition... let it run for a whole week. Look at the photos on Friday and think about them for days before posting a set of captions. Maybe our most brilliant moment yet. Or most embarrassing!
<Mort> Perhaps. I was thinking of either:

1) Automating it to get the images from yahoo and showing the most positively commented caption on the main page.

2) Getting someone else to take over.

3) Saying "SCREW YOU" and leaving the same three images up for two weeks.

<Morgus> I like the SCREW YOU, but as a caption contest. The monkies try to outclever each other for two weeks and when you come back your first imperial act is to announce the winner.
<Kumiho> I vote Automating, but only if you can get it to take something like numbers 6,7,and 8, which change rather frequently.
<Mort> Well it is kinda too late for automating, I have a lot of things to do before I go.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post