Got up. Yawned. Flatulated. Monday again. Why do they keep making Mondays?
Went for a pee. Missed the toilet. Sprayed everything. All is yellow now.
Put clothing on. Scraped barnacles off chin. O when will straggly beards be trendy?
Fed the cat. Headache was so bad, saw three cats.
Searched fridge for food. Found some old lumps of cheese at back. They were so covered in fridge fluff, they looked like ducks.
Logged on. Wrote these captions.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.