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Most Emailed Photos - 02/24/2005 by David Byrden
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Got up. Yawned. Flatulated. Monday again. Why do they keep making Mondays?

Went for a pee. Missed the toilet. Sprayed everything. All is yellow now.

Put clothing on. Scraped barnacles off chin. O when will straggly beards be trendy?

Fed the cat. Headache was so bad, saw three cats.

Searched fridge for food. Found some old lumps of cheese at back. They were so covered in fridge fluff, they looked like ducks.

Logged on. Wrote these captions.



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<Carol> haha!

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