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<mypalmike> I'm not sure why, but I laughed at this one.
<Lauren> Even though I find the second word in the second caption offensive, it did make me wonder just what she's doing with that tennis racket handle...
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, the second word is horribly offensive, but the alliteration is sublime.
<Fu Manchu> Tennis twat is also known by it's scientific name, "Leyton Hewitt".
<mypalmike> I'm sure if I got the reference, that joke would be hilarious. :)
<MoopPoom> Looks like she is peeing in the second pic.

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