[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When I was younger I dreamt of looking after poor orphaned animals.

Teaching anti-social fish about the liberating effects of alcohol.

But instead I ran an unpaid caption website, and was slowly sucked dry.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32

Current Users

There have been 100 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:01Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:45Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:35Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:22Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:18Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:11Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:02Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:25Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:17Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:58Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:54Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:49Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:40Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:36Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:35Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:12Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:05Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:51Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:45Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:44Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:57Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:49Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:36Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:35Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:26Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:22Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker05:37:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:55Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:17Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:15Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:07Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker05:36:00Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:59Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:51Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:44Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:43Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:37Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:27Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:22Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:12Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:06Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker05:35:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:59Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:36Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:28Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:27Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:20Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:14Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:13Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:05Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker05:34:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:58Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:51Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:50Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:45Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:43Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:28Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:22Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker05:33:06Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:50Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:36Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:33Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:20Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker05:32:14Caption #830

Board [Post Message]

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, I Love You All!

There are 41 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> hehehe love it ..
<Lauren> Oh, Mort... this one is beautiful. (but do we really suck you dry?)
<guyPaulo> Hah! Good one Mort. Maybe you should add a bunch of annoying sex site banners and popups to your main page. "This caption brought to you by 'NakedGrannies.com'"
<yoyology> I'm torn between making a lewd remark about Lauren sucking Mort dry, and retching at the thought of NakedGrannies.com.
<guyPaulo> If anyone wants the password to "NakedGrannies.com" I can hook you up with a free 3-day trial. Its one of the perks of my platinum membership.
<yoyology> Dear God, it's a real URL. Takes you to the "Napster of Porn".

The world really is going to hell, ya know?
<Mort> Sex site banners come next week, but I don't think 12 hits a day will bring in much revenue.
<guyPaulo> Uh, just so you know, I was kidding about the platimum membership thing. I had no idea it was a real URL and I'm at work so I wasn't about to check. The boss gets mad if we check out geizer porn on the clock.
<yoyology> Riiiiiight.
<David Byrden> 'geezer' derives from the word 'disguiser' (yes, they really did pronounce it that way).
In merrie old England, troupes of aging actors would wander the country putting on plays in each town - 'disguisers'.
<yoyology> And the Pedant Of The Day award goes to....
<Mort> Well there is the kettle calling the pot black.
<yoyology> :-)
<krystel> hi
<Carol> What a great bunch of captions today! In my opinion. I never know if my opinion should count, since I'm not a caption writer, just a groupie.
<MLimburg> Caption Groupie ... Well, now we've hit the big time.
<David Byrden> Wow, we have groupies now... can we date them? How would that work?
"Try to have a single, continuous date with a sequence of three random groupies"
<Carol> Did I say "groupie"? I meant "grouper," a usually solitary bottom sea bass of warm seas.
<yoyology> As in: "The stage was surrounded by screaming groupers, probably there to see the bass player..."
<yoyology> Uh, sorry. Paste went awry there. This is the link I was shooting for:
<Carol> At the library, you can find yoyo manning the Pop Culture Reference desk.
<guyPaulo> N.O.I.P. is really being a wanker today. Its very reminiscent of the time Rodger Mexico went off and insulted a bunch of folks in one day. Hhmmmmm.....
<No one in particular.> N.O.I.P has been getting nothing but insults the past couple of weeks. It's obvious you guys dont like it when a big fish comes to swim in your little pond.
<Anonymous> It's like getting initiated in high school....or hazing in college...
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim  The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .
<Cell Phone Rental  Cellular Abroad, the number one online source for worldwide cellular service and Cell Phone Rental. Cellular Abroad offers an intelligent alternative to traditional international cell phone communication, making it possible for anyone traveling overseas to afford cell phone service. come see us at ...www.cellularabroad.co... .
<Wiltern Theater Tickets> Wiltern Theater Tickets RhinoTickets is the leading provider of Wiltern Theater tickets. When you buy Wiltern Theater tickets you can feel secure buying tickets for Wiltern Theater tickets. Visit us now at ...www.rhinotickets.com...
<Wilshire Theater> Wilshire Theater RhinoTickets is the leading provider of Wilshire Theater tickets. When you buy Wilshire Theater tickets you can feel secure buying tickets for Wilshire Theater. Visit us now at ...www.rhinotickets.com...
<Medical Braces> >...www.medicalbraces.org... This is one of the fastest growing Medical Braces companies in the USA. We provide one of the largest selections of Shoulder and Medical Braces and accessories on the internet at guaranteed discount prices.
<American Hardcore> > American Hardcore (19) - Tiffany is a sexy blonde beauty. Tiffany has a nicely tanned body with a great ass. Blowjob. Brandon rubs the head of his cock on her asshole and she tastes his cock. Blowjob/Footjob. American Hardcore Tiffany talks dirty before Brandon strokes off on her tongue. Tiffany swallows. ...www.americanhardcore.com...

<Magnum PI DVD> >Magnum PI DVD - Thomas Magnum is employed on the Hawaiian estate of a wealthy absentee owner name Robin Masters. The estate is run by Jonathan Higgins who mostly tolerates Magnum's presence as head of security on the estate. Magnum is also a private detective whose cases frequently have a humorous overtone and always just enough danger. Get your Magnum PI DVD at href=...www.magnumpidvd.com...
<DOOM DVD> >DOOM DVD - At Olduvai Research Station, Mars, something has gone terribly wrong. The now deceased researchers at the station have quarantined the site and its up to Sarge (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and his crew to clean up every hellish creature they find. Get your DOOM DVD at ...www.doommovie.com...
<The Constant Gardener DVD> The Constant Gardener DVD - A widower is determined to get to the bottom of a potentially explosive secret involving his wife's murder, big business, and corporate corruption. Using his privileged access to diplomatic secrets, he will risk his own life, stopping at nothing to uncover and expose the truth - a conspiracy more far-reaching and deadly than he could ever have imagined. Get your The Constant Gardener DVD at ...www.theconstantgardener.com...
<A-team DVD> A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...
<Prime the Movie DVD> >Prime the Movie DVD is a witty romantic comedy about the trials and tribulations of two mismatched lovers. Prime the Movie DVD explores what happens when love at first sight meets the day-to-day realities of an adult relationship. ...www.primemovie.net...
<Alec Baldwin Saturday NightDVD> >Alec Baldwin Saturday Night Live Whether as Scout Master, French Teacher or "Schwetty Balls" Tough Guy, Alec Baldwin is undoubtedly one of SNL's funniest hosts. Get Alec Baldwin Saturday Night Live at ...www.saturdaynightlivedvd.com...
<Jarhead DVD> >Jarhead DVD An irreverent and true account of a war that was packaged a decade ago, Jarhead is laced with dark wit, honest inquisition and surreal yet poignant episodes which are also tragic and absurd. Get Jarhead DVD at ...www.jarheadmovie.com
<Repo Man DVD> >Repo Man DVD In The Repo Man DVD, Otto (Emilio Estevez) is a Los Angeles punk, a loser with no direction and no role models. But he discovers a code of honor and higher purpose when he joins a select group of latter-day knights: the repo men. Get your Repo Man DVD at ...www.repomandvd.com...
<Champions On Ice Tickets> >Champions On Ice Tickets - The Champions on Ice skating extravaganza is one of the most dazzling and beautiful athletic performances of champion ice skaters open to the public. Get your Champions On Ice Tickets at ...www.championsonicetickets.com...

Post message:

Click the monkey to post