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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by 3Suns
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This footage shows a cow running berserk through a government lab office after being fed a tablet containing modified LSD.

Amidst heavy controversy, many recent goverment-funded studies have been testing experimental drugs on animals in the search for a real-life "vacation-in-a-pill" soma drug.

Perhaps most promising is so-called "feline extacy", a naturally-occurring hormone that, in increased dosages, causes cats to get randy with anyone around, even their own offspring!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Cats act like they are on drugs anyway. It's part of that irresistible charm.

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