Get of your fat arse you lazy cow- and don't just spend all your time spending his money down the shops
INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN -how to keep a man-
Ignore his sizeable alcohol intake, addiction to porn and "recreational" drug habit
Be very attentive to his little growler
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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