[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I, Ms. Twinkles have finally brought an end to the terrorism of the evil canine regime.

With shock and awe I defeated them, their leaders' bodies hung up in public for all to see.

I have found their weapons of mass destruction. Acres upon acres of monkey pox catnip, irresistible and yet so deadly.

Now, I, Ms. Twinkles vow that I will destroy all other forms of terrorism.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 282 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:32Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:31Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:30Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:26Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:24Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:22Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:20Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:13Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:11Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:09Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:05Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:02Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:01Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:58Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:57Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:52Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:50Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:48Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:47Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:46Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:43Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:41Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:34Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:32Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:31Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:26Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:21Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:12Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:11Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:10Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:09Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:08Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:06Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:00Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:57Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:51Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:45Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:44Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:43Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:40Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:38Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:37Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:35Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:32Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:30Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:29Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:25Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:24Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:20Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:16Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:14Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:13Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:12Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:10Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:07Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:02Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:53Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:45Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:44Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:43Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:39Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:37Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:29Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:28Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:27Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:26Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:25Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:23Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:22Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:18Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:14Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:13Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:12Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:11Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:08Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:07Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:04Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:56Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:53Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:48Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:40Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:37Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:35Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:33Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:32Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:31Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:29Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:28Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:27Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:26Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:22Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:19Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:18Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:17Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:06Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:05Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:02Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:01Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:56Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:51Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:49Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:48Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:45Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:44Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:43Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:42Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:41Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:40Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:39Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:38Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:24Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:23Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:22Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:21Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:12Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:10Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:06Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:03Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:58Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:55Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:47Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:45Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:38Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:35Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:33Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:28Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:26Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:25Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:23Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:20Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:15Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:14Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:13Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:08Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:06Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:04Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:59Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:57Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:56Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:51Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:49Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:39Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:38Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:33Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:29Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:23Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:05Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:03Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:00Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:46Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:45Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:42Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:40Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:32Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:31Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:28Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:26Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:25Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:22Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:21Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:13Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:09Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:08Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:01Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:59Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:50Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:48Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:45Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:44Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:39Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:37Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:36Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:31Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:29Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:20Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:19Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:18Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:17Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:16Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:13Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:10Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:09Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:06Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:02Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:01Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:00Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:59Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:57Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:54Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:53Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:49Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:47Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:44Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:43Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:42Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:33Caption #81

Board [Post Message]

Even now I have such bittersweet memories of our love. That day we spent on the beach of PepsiCola™ -- the sea -- the sand -- the copulating sand flies we discovered in your navel. Oh! I wish so dearly, dear, that we had followed their example.

We dug deep diagonal holes into the sand towards each other. Down and down we delved, our fingertips raw, our whole bodies aching from exertion. I found a beer bottle in my hole, you one upped me by roughly pulling out Robert Downey Junior all naked and crab encrusted.

My fingers roamed deeper, like an obstinate otter, pushing aside everything in an attempt to enter your hole. Your back was arched in effort as you stretched yourself -- like Debbie doing Dallas -- to reach around to find my own dark passage.

I heard you gasp as finally the barriers between us came crumbling down. We shared such a secret touch, such a sensual touch, as our fingertips met deep down below.

Then just as suddenly my world became awash with flotsam and jetsam as a wave the size of my cable bill came crashing down upon us.

Our fingers became disconnected, my arm became disjointed, as the tide was ripped back to the sea.

I stood up spluttering, spitting warm salty liquid out of my mouth. You were nowhere to be seen. I heard a cry that was oddly reminiscent of an albatross gargling Absolute Citron, but still you were nowhere to be seen.

Where have you gone my sweetest friend?

There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Mort's rants are almost as good as the captions.
<yoyology> I'm impressed at the un-looked-for return of Ms. Twinkles.
<JulieK> Eww today's photos are gross. And the mortrant is pretty good. And special.
<Jmofwiw> You might like tomorrow better: The up-and-comers appear to be the Sport Illustrated model, the tripping model, and the tiny little dogs.
<Jmofwiw> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

This one is low on the list-- but it's deeply strange.

<Pedro Gonzales> Those chiwawas would make for a good caption! Especially if the one next to it was the dog meat caption of today!
<Ren> Mexican asthma-hound chihuahua!
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I am back from Australia and New Zealand. Can I just say, I am jealous of any person who live in New Zealand. NZ is just about the most beautiful place on earth that I have seen. I put pictures on www.robotthoughts.com, but they are mainly shots of animals I found in Australia and Mountains in New Zealand.
<Mort> I am celebrating the up coming V-Day with a series of (maybe amusing) love tragedies.

Why don't you all vote on what images you want up for guest day. List your top three images from the full list, in the order of preference.

<Mort> Welcome back Elvis! I have also heard wonderful things about New Zealand, any place with that many sheep, is a place where I should visit.
<Jmofwiw> I don't know what I'd write about them... but I like

The little dogs: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Diaper Dude: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

The Shrink-wrapped Mimes: ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Jmofwiw> Those pics are great. The mountains-- the landscape-- in New Zealand are just amazing.
<guyPaulo> The pic of the fallen model is good......
<Lauren> Fallen Model, Chihuahuas and sunset
<David Byrden> You know the Coldplay song that won the Grammy last night? You know that piano riff that runs all the way through it?
There's a near identical riff in this '70s song from the Motors. I smell plagiarism.
...www.lyricsdomain.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Thanks!

And the diaper dude has to be there on Wednesday. I have like 50 captions in my head for diaper dude. Please do the diaper dude...

<mypalmike> You've got lots of pics of New Zealand, but everyone's looking at the one of the shrubs that happen to be blocked by you and a lady friend.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, why that one I don't know.
<mypalmike> Mort's caption kicks ass today, by the way.
<Mort> Wow you are early on buttering me up for guest day Mike.
<guyPaulo> AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry. I just read Mort caption and its the funniest thing mankind has ever created. Which makes sense because Mort is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever. Which is neat because MEP is the best..... awwww screw it. I can't kiss any more ass today.
<Mort> I think Rhys Ifans is the sexiest Image Gorilla ever.
<george> you guys fuken suck dick!!!!
<george> guyPaulo have you concidered going to hell?
<naomi lees > 
<julie> what the hell is this you guys are frigen sick in the head with these frigan dogs and what the hell are you doing to it are you hanging it because if you are you should see a theropist you sick fuck!
<Online Generic Pharmacy> Men Health pharmacy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... cheap prices, quality products, fast delivery.
Impotence Pills - buy online at the best sexual health pharmacy on the net.
Erectyle Dysfunction - buy magic blue pills for sexual health.
Buy on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Soft Tabs - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
No prescription Drugs on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Hair loss pills Buy Propecia - ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Buy Online Meridia at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net... Meridia diet pills,
Weight Loss
Buy Online Prozac at discount prices on ...www.thegeneric-cialis.net...
Order sexual health drugs, cheap prices - ...www.viagra-plus.com...
Online Pharmacy cheap medications online at ...www.buy-via-gra.com...
<googleguy> Acomplia >> ...groups.google.com...
Viagra Alternative >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Cialis >> ...groups.google.com...
Stanford >> ...www.stanford.ed...
Celexa >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Propecia >> ...groups.google.com...
Buy Zoloft >> ...groups.google.com...
Order Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...
Generic Viagra >> ...www.chaco.gov.ar...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post