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Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I once had a boyfriend that cheated on me...Me, Lorena Bobbit...how could he??!!!!!

Let's just say that I cut off a vital organ while he was sleeping...if you catch my drift.

I would have loved to see the doctors face when he drove up to the ER with his male genitalia in the back of his pick-up....Ah...sweet memories!


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